Journal no. 3

He just did one literally last week. I got these giant fruit baskets in the mail from Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. They had just made jokes at everyone's expense at the Golden Globes that were really funny. George made up stationary with my name on it, and sent a really wounded letter to Tina and Amy saying my feelings were really hurt, how could they do this, etc. So they sent two fruit baskets. One had a letter with an apology. Another said “If this is part of some Clooney prank, please know that we’re grown-ass comedians, and you have to do a little better to fool us.” So I photographed the letters and emailed them to George with a caption that said “Go fuck yourself.” He’s honestly a child. I can just see his shoulders shaking when he laughs alone in his house.

I tweeted him once to say how much it meant to me as a rape survivor to have a super big tough guy out there helping with the cause and just generally volunteering. He proceeded to send me a good sized private message saying how much it meant to HIM that I valued his contributions.
The dude can't put his own socks on and has bacon trimmings for an ear but he has a heart made of solid gold, I swear.